"And you'll think you've gone as far/ As you will ever get"

OH! I figured out a way to up my "perfect crime" theory. Refresher: I always worry about leaving my laptop unattended in places in Panera or Starbucks. So sometimes I either rush really fast or I ask a respectable-looking person to watch it for me. But I always worry that the "respectable person" is the one who is going to steal it. Seriously, perfect crime. Or so I thought...

If you were going to be deceitful and a bad person who steals other people's laptops, here is a way to gain a little more trust than just looking respectable and friendly: Wear scrubs. I mean, who doesn't trust a doctor? A doctor who is on their lunch break eating a sandwich with those gentle, healing hands as they possibly fret over trying to come up with a way to save Susie while they sip on a sweet tea.

The only reason I came up with this idea is because I just asked a doctor to watch my stuff. But obvs, he didn't steal it since I am typing this up on my laptop. Cause he is a real doctor and is making the big bucks and doesn't need to steal my five year old laptop for a quick buck.