"I feel stupid/ But it's something that comes and goes"

These are two very dumb thoughts that I have every once in a while and I've also made them into little brain teasers for you! Enjoy (my stupidity)!

1. In middle and high school, I wrote in a journal pretty regularly. My logic was that if I died in high school then one day, my daughter would be able to read the stuff that I hadn't told her since I was, you know, no longer living. But don't worry, this isn't confession time: I don't have a daughter. So see if you can figure out my seriously flawed logic in the reasoning for my journal writing.

(Answer: If I died in high school, how could I have a daughter? Not possible! I actually only had this thought once but I cracked up once I realized that it was in fact impossible. At least I can laugh at myself... sometimes.)

2. I'd say at least twice a month I'll be driving in my car and I'll run through a checklist in my head. Do I have my wallet? Check. Cell phone? Check. And then I completely panic, Oh my gosh! I don't know where my keys are! I left them somewhere. Again, see if you can figure out my extremely poor reasoning.

(Answer: I am driving my car. Meaning the keys are in the ignition and therefore not lost. Doh!)