"Someday you'll sing it out loud/ One day this will make you proud"

Sometimes I am a little immature. But at least I can admit it. And plus I think my friends really ruined me senior year. Thanks guys. :) But anyway, that being said, I always love a "that's what she said" joke and here are the top two I have been a part of:

2. I was helping my mom put together some bunkbeds from IKEA for my nieces to sleep in when they spend the night at Gran's. IKEA is the devil by the way and this supposedly "easy" task took well over three hours. The tools they provide are not the best nor does everything line up the way the directions claim. Anyway, you basically set up the frame with the bolts loosely in place and then once everything lined up, you used the little bracket thingy to screw everything in tightly. (You already see where I am going with this don't you...) So I got to work on the first bolt and my mom said "If you can't feel it screwing in then you know it's not going in the hole.*" I then said TWSS and I wasn't looking at my mom but I could tell she was silent. I thought I was in big trouble because my mom is a well-mannered, polite woman who doesn't appreciate my sense of humor a good majority of the time. Well the reason why she was silent was because she was laughing so hard she literally could not make a sound. It was awesome. And I'm a dork because my first thought was "That's going on the blog!"

*It should be noted this is not a direct quote. It was one of those times that was so awesome and amazing you want to remember it perfectly but then you completely forget mere moments after it happens. It's pretty close though and you get the main idea. :)

1. This happened a few years ago and again involved my mom. She bakes these awesome oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies. People really freak out when she brings them to family gatherings and whatnot. Some people like myself prefer them fresh out of the oven, gooey and warm while others prefer for them to "set" before taking a bite. My sister AE said, and this is a direct quote, "I refuse to put that into my mouth until it's hard." Again, it was an easy lay up, I had to take it, I said TWSS and all three of us were cracking up. Giggles, snorts, hyena laughs. It was awesome.

Oh and in other news, I cannot even tell you how many sentences I have had to reword because my first thought is "That's what she said!" after initially writing it. Darn you The Office and BJ Novak for ruining my thought processes and seemingly innocent sentences.