"These thoughts run through my head/ Over and over/ Complaints of violins become my only friends"

Here are some of my issues with MS Word.

- "Flip flops" should not have a hyphen.

- learn that iPod and "earbuds" are real words and get rid of the squiggly red line

- "It's only once a week" is correct. "Its only one a week" is WRONG.

- It's okay to use words like "gotta" and "gonna", we are in the south after all.

- "A dog named" should not be "A dog-named" Seriously, calm down with the hyphen suggestions.

- Woah = a word.

Autocorrection is a whole other issue. When I type --- it's a paragraph break so don't put in a huge line. And sometimes when I want to make a new paragraph let's not indent the entire page. Please.

I am going to start seeing these red and green squiggly lines in my dreams pretty soon. And they will most likely be attacking me.

P.S. Another day, another chapter finished. Who knew the secret to success was a comfy chair?